In other news, if I see one more commercial for match.com or eharmony I'm going to hang myself from the ceiling. I can find a member of the opposite sex to suit myself just fine, thank you. No help is needed on teh internets part. As much as it wants to help. For the low cost of probably $15 a month.

If my roommate doesn't stop playing I Kissed a Girl while I'm watching the Hurt Locker, I'm going to put tuna under her sheets.